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How to Be a Wal-Mart ShopperHow to be a Wal-Mart shopper.How to Be a Wal-Mart Shopper
Many of you have probably woken up in the morning one day and thought, “Dammit, I want to be the typical Wal-Mart shopper! But I don’t know what to do.” Then you went back to sleep and moped for the rest of the year because there isn’t a “an idiots guide” or “Wal-Mart shopping for dummies” book. Well, raise your wee head and fret no more, I have compiled the list of how to be the typical Wal-Mart shopper.
You are Number One. The store should look completely void of people to you; this is one of the essential parts of shopping like
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Welcome To Wal-Mart ..Again~Wal-Mart: The Musical~Welcome To Wal-Mart ..Again
It started like any other day. I walked through the parking lot, listening to the cart pushers sing their song "Welcome to Wal-Mart" and dancing with the shopping carts. Walking in and getting a big hug from an overly excited people greeter. Prancing down the aisles listening to the stockers "Oo Ah! We stock the shelves!" I loved this. This was my place. I clocked in, the time clock giving off a cheery series of beeps that sounded like music, then walked to my place. My place, the small space between personell and the managers office. That space where all the cle
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